Baggy Eyes Instant Cure

Baggy Eyes Joke

2010-03-16T23:56:00.000-04:00

There is this woman who has bags under her eyes and wants to get them removed in the hope that she could look younger again.

She goes to a plastic surgeon, and tells the doctor “No matter what I try, I cant get rid of these bags, please help me.” The doctor examines her for a minute and says “I’ll try a new experimental technique.

It involves putting a crank in the back of your head. When you see bags under your eyes you’ll simply need to turn the crank and the bags will go away.” So she gets the crank put in her head and leaves.

It works and works for a while until one day she can’t get rid of those bags under her eyes. She cranks and cranks as hard as she can but they just won’t go away. So she goes to the doctor once again and says, “Doctor! This was working for a while, but now I can’t seem to get rid of these bags under my eyes.”

The doctor replies, “Lady those aren’t bags… those are your tits!” She then replied, “Now that would explain why I have this goatee.”

How to Hide Dark Circles Under Eyes

2010-02-06T18:26:00.001-05:00

How to hide dark circles under eyes

Few things make you appear older and more tired than dark circles under your eyes. Professional makeup artist Vinnetta Scrivo shows you how to conceal them.

Baggy Eyes- Childbirth Song by Helen Austin

2010-01-08T06:26:00.000-05:00

Enjoy this baggy eyes, childbirth song by Helen Austin. The lyrics are below the video.

Parody written by Helen Austin and performed at Voices Three 2007, a concert that raised $3000 for Hospice.

I have had several requests for lyrics...so here they are and thanks to all for watching!!

Childbirth Song

You've bags under your eyes
You've got boobs to your knees
Your hand's full of poo and your bra's full of cheese
Your stomach is bloated your clothes do not fit
He still wants sex while you feel like shit
He begs for this favour not long after labour
It's like eating a meal after you've just been sick

And the boys at the office tell him I should give him what he wants
To this I say that they're a bunch of lalalalalalala

You bastard you cocked up it's you got me knocked up
Just cos you want me to have bigger tits
You're pleading, you're pining
Oh please stop your whining
You're not getting sex 'til the kid's 26

You say you want another child, another pregnancy
When you can poo a watermelon I'll agree

I could have been someone if you just hadn't come (along)
If I hadn't been so drunk and I'd said maybe
We'd be going out and stuff, now there's foreceps up my chuff
Pulling the head of a screaming 10lb baby

And the mums on Hornby Island* say keep breast feeding 'til they're four
If I do I won't have nipples anymore

And all the doctors told me that I'd need a stitch or ten
I say sew me up so I can't do this again.

*an island nearby with a reputation for being very wholesome!

How To Get Rid Of Dark Circles And Puffiness

2009-12-12T04:15:00.000-05:00

Why Do Dark Circles and Puffiness Form in the First Place?

Contrary to what most people think, deep, dark circles and bags under your eyes are not primarily caused by being tired, overworked or stressed.

Instead, dermatologists and plastic surgeons agree that dark circles and puffiness are caused by capillaries that leak blood close the skin's surface. When this blood begins to oxidize, it turns a bluish red color, similar to an ugly bruise. And since the skin under the eyes is very thin, this leads to the appearance of the embarrassing bags and dark circles.

The more transparent your skin and the more blood that pools under it, the darker the circles appear. And what's worse, this discoloration can become permanent over time!

Revitol Eye Solves Three Beauty Problems at Once!

Revitol Eye was created by on of America's premier anti aging skin care companies. They have succeeded at creating a powerful intensive eye cream that effectively combats not one but THREE of the most aggravating beauty problems...under eye dark circles, puffiness and wrinkles.

Revitol's moisturizing emollients and natural ingredients help counter moisture loss and other characteristics of under-eye circles. Our soft, non-greasy formula absorbs quickly and leaves your skin feeling smooth and supple.

Ingredients include:

Niacinamide - A water-soluble Vitamin B complex that helps retain skin moisture.
Bisabolol - An ingredient derived from Chamomile that soothes and calms irritated skin; reduces the appearance of puffiness.
Chrysin - A flavonoid that helps reduce the appearance of excess skin pigmentation caused by breakdown of hemoglobin.
N-Hydroxycicinimide - Reduces the appearance of a pigmentation factor and thus dark circles.

Discover more at Revitol Eye Cream Skin Care.

The Baggy Eyes Cure Top Models Use

2009-11-22T20:02:00.000-05:00

This is the baggy eyes cure used by many professional makeup artists and top models. Your baggy, puffy eyes and dark circles will be gone overnight.

It's called Canadian Preparation H with Bio-Dyne. It's not available at your local drugstore but you can order it here.

Product Features

This is the formulation used by models to shrink under-eye bags and dark circles
Contains Bio-Dyne with proven skin healilng action
Shrinks hemorrhoids and relieves their pain and itch.
Natural wrinkle cream

Product Description

Canadian Preparation H with Bio-Dyne doesn't simply reduce the appearance of wrinkles, bags and dark circles under your eyes, it ACTUALLY REDUCES THEM. Bio-Dyne quickly shrinks swelling and that is why it is so popular with professional makeup artists and models Of course it is also perfect for shrinking hemorrhoids and reducing their pain and itch. But don't be misled -- the Preparation H at your local drugstore does not contain Bio-Dyne.